I am Paul Singh

Pronunciation: ku-rEE
Function: noun
Usage: it’s a noun, figure that out for yourselves.
1 : A girl

Usage:

1 : Hey, check out that kuri over there!
2 : Man oh man, that kuri is like whoa.
3 : Yo, you tryin’ to holla at my kuri?!

So the Wynn Las Vegas opened today, who’s going with me to check it out? I don’t care if you don’t want to take vacation time off, let’s just go for the weekend…. holler.

For all of us that were in Vegas this past January:

Right-click and save-as: Vegas clip

Who’s game?

Anyone else but me want to see Amitabh Bachan in this?

Right-click and save-as: The QuePasaBoys

Thanks to Vid for this one… why does he have videos of fat mexicans and asians anyways?!

Need advice? I’ve got some advice for you: be like me- find a new job that is located less than 3 miles from your house. Go me.

Seriously though, I’m starting a new job in 2 weeks. Woot.

Paisa = Money

Pronunciation: pAY-sa
Function: noun, adjective
Usage: often attributive or however else Paul Singh wants to use it
1 : something generally accepted as a medium of exchange, a measure of value, or a means of payment: as a : officially coined or stamped metal currency b : MONEY OF ACCOUNT c : PAPER MONEY
2 : a form or denomination of coin or paper money

Usage:

1 : Yo, that (girl/guy) is paisa!
2 : I’m just trying to make that paisa.
3 : Hey, you got some paisa?

Today is that fateful day. After hundreds of miles on these shoes… it is time that they go to that shoe store in the sky…



I’m gonna miss you guys. Now, to find replacements…

My friend Matt and I were working on some work stuff late last night. He takes me out to this restaurant called Charlie Chang’s over in Shirlington.

Pretty good food. The check arrives with the compulsory fortune cookies….



Self love? I’ll leave that to the imaginations of my loyal readers…. sicko’s.

Anyone else get any good one’s lately?

Google Sightseeing

I heart Google.

My buddy Jack and I figured it’s about time that we start cycling to work… about 5.5 miles into the ride this morning….

I think this picture says it all:



Let’s take a moment to recognize my bike in the foreground– the one that didn’t break. Hehe.

…I could reply to work related emails with this picture. I swear, some people really need to re-read the emails they write before clicking on that “Send” button. Half the time, it seems like I’m reading some stream of consciousness that got poured directly out of their mouths.



Thanks to my friend Veronica for this one.