I’m brown… and messin’ with your head…

Some guy posted a hilarious rant on Craigslist a few days ago:

My dream is to go on a plane, act crazy suspicious (you know, exactly like all the other terrorists: wearing an obvious turban, sweating profusely and issuing fatwa’s), basically inviting some white folk to beat the shit out of me. Then when they open my bags, it will be full of bibles and medicine for sick children. Then i’ll sue all the muthafuckers and go live on some island with all my money and broken bones. Now that’s the american dream.

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One Response to “I’m brown… and messin’ with your head…”

  1. Harleen Says:

    oh that’s awesome!! I almost wish I were a guy so I could pull this off. Girls tend to get off so easily, though I could walk around in a bourka and mumble something like reading a book backwards, it still wouldn’t have the same effect. They’d probably think I was a witch or something. Poor guys…patpat

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