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Apparently some dolphins with poison darts got out of Lake Pontchartrain with some help from Katrina.

Presumably, the actual firing would be done by remote control, rather than by the dolphins, who may be really smart, but who do not have hands with which to press the firing button for the “fricking darts,” nor, for that matter, any “fricking laser beams attached to their heads.”

Dispelling a myth of dangerous Navy dolphins - MSNBC.com

Alas, the Navy has now revealed that they don’t have “killer dolphins.” Damn. That would’ve been kinda cool.

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