Chuck Norris Responds
Boo-ya! Chuck Norris is the man.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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And now, finally, my man Chuck responds:
I’m aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as “Chuck Norris facts.” I’ve seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I’m not quite sure what to make of it.
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